Musegiving

[krakatoa]

[The table is always as long as it needs to be. No matter how many muses show up, there will always be an empty seat just for them.]

[Likewise, it's spread with magically replenishing dishes for whatever food anyone could want. Traditional dishes, regional, hard to find or nearly impossible to make; if it's wanted, it's there.]

[So pop in for a moment, or settle in for all courses, chat with old friends or strike up a conversation with someone new. This is a day away from the stress and drama of games and the horrible things mundanes do with their characters, a moment for Mundanes to give thanks for the Muses that reside in their heads.]

Halo
Commander Palmer
Kat B-320


Red vs. Blue
Agent York
Agent North
Grif
Church
Dr. Church
Tex
The Counselor
Tex


RWBY
Ruby
Juane

Comments

[originalcopy]

[Hooray, nothing like a holiday you can't actually celebrate because you can't eat anything. Whoopee. Still, Church is there for reasons unknown looking about as cheerful as he feels... which is to say pretty standard grouchy McBitchypants actually.

So instead of eating he's going to try to make a sculpture out of his eating utensils and rolls.]

[hatesgoodbyes]

....What the fuck am I supposed to do with this make a meaningful mashed potato sculpture?

[Tex dropped into a chair and was rewarded with a creak, but it held her suited weight and didn't break.]

[originalcopy]

Your guess is as good as mine.

[Church is shoving a couple of forks and a knife into a roll to get it to stand like a tripod. Cussing under his breath when it falls over and he has to start over with a new roll.]

[hatesgoodbyes]

Guess I could pocket a few for target practice later or something.

[originalcopy]

pfft. If it keeps you from taking shots at Tucker and Caboose then load up.

[hatesgoodbyes]

Who ever said it wold make me stop shooting at them? Besides...the IQ is just about the same.

[originalcopy]

[Chuckle]

Fine, as long as you let up on shooting at me then.

[onecream_fivesugar]

[The whole making a sculpture thing would probably go over a lot better if Ruby didn't take one of the rolls and eat it every time Church looked away to grab another one.

Good effort though Church.]

[originalcopy]

[He looks back at the clinking sound of the silverware hitting the table. Looks at the rolls and sighs before grabbing another one.]

Do you mind? I'm trying to work here.

[onecream_fivesugar]

[Don't mind her as she takes another bite of that roll.]

S-sorry. It just looked so good and it didn't look like you were going to eat it.

[originalcopy]

I'm not going to eat it... [annoyed voice of annoyance.]

[onecream_fivesugar]

Oh come on, You have to at least have a bite!

[originalcopy]

Uh, no... no I don't.

[onecream_fivesugar]

Oh come on, don't be like that!

Just have the tiniest little bit, it wont kill you.

[originalcopy]

I'm not worried about it 'killing me'... though with my luck.

I just, I can't eat it.

[onecream_fivesugar]

Uhhhh... Why?

[originalcopy]

Because I can't eat anything. This stupid body doesn't have a mouth.

[sigh]

Look, this isn't my real body... my real body is dead, this is a robot body that I'm haunting. I'm a ghost.

[onecream_fivesugar]

Ooooh. You're a Ghost Robot!? That's pretty cool.

...Wait a second if you don't have a mouth, how are you talking?

[originalcopy]

uh... because my helmet comes with a speaker. Plus you know, ghosts can talk.

[onecream_fivesugar]

Okay I think I get it.

...I just didn't think a ghost could talk into a headset and have it actually work.